Baseball cards with
completely illegible
scribbles!
I can't quite explain
it, but it appears
that professional
athletes have the
handwriting of small
children. Just a
bunch of scribble and
dots. Unless we
are talking about Mr.
Ripken. Mr.
Ripken's autograph is
pure chirographic
bliss. Just
seeing Mr. Ripken's
mark makes me feel all
warm and fuzzy
inside. Like
Christmas..
wait, what was I
talking about
again? Oh,
yeah. Buy an
autograph.